Blarg

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  1. It's like the IE out there.
  2. Marsh almost blew that read. Adell is out, Jones in at 2nd base.
  3. The Abe Lincoln beard isn't really working for him.
  4. Blarg

    2019: How it all went right

    Your pitching predictions are that. I doubt any post and ERA under 3.25 with more close to 4 to 4.25. But, this would be a huge improvement over the last two years if the group all produce 180+ innings at that level.
  5. Okert is not great but Ward recognized and completely demolished that pitch.
  6. I guess he didn't waste his off season time fishing and drinking beer.
  7. Matt Thaiss always has a look like he is about to cry.
  8. The Rangers are finally at the Ford dealerships after being delayed a few times. I doubt they are going to start a restyle after one year of production. Currently they have only one engine available, a turbo 4 cylinder. I think any changes will be in power plant options for the first five years. I've been considering buying one. They are a good compromise from the F150 in size and get a hell of a lot better gas mileage. The Crew Cab is only 1 foot longer than the Club Cab internally, the overall length is the same. The rear seating does not have much legroom so it's not like you'll be driving any distances comfortably with four people. At this point it would be just my wife and I and the two dogs. I've also noticed the 4 wheel drive is no taller than the 2 wheel version. My wife would require a step rail for either version. It would be a hell of a change from driving a two seat roadster that can't see over any of the tailgates on the freeway.
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    Clean jokes thread

    On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed. Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined. Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which was worth over $2 million, and informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank. She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!' That's when she shot him.