Blarg

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    Merry Fackmus

    As for leaving Harvey in, the guy was throwing batting practice, it was laughable. Ausmus never sent out the pitching coach, he just stood there watching shit go down. Four home runs in three innings of work. You had to be there to see just how badly they were pounding the ball against Harvey. Ausmus bullpen choices were all of the 3rd tier pitchers. Guys that have not shown any consistency or ability to keep the ball in the park. He left Noe Good Ramirez in vomit up 5 runs and then Wild Belch Cody to add another two. He even put Walsh out there to give the Twins another scoring opportunity in garbage time. He is playing the players he is given. His management of when to play them and for how long is what sucks. It feels like he gives up on games early and doesn't even attempt to stop the bleeding, just let's other teams stomp on our weaknesses.
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    Merry Fackmus

    Lol, the title change was not that much better but what the hell. My nickname for Ausmus is Nero. He stands in the dugout and just watches the game go up in flames and doesn't lift a finger to stop it.
  3. That is going to be cause for a good old fashion Texas pit BBQ.
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    Spin Forum Dumping Bin

    The sooner scientist come up with a non petroleum base fuel the sooner we can return the middle East to poor countries that sell figs and wool as their main export. Gone will be the need to associate with them for any reason.
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    Spin Forum Dumping Bin

    Religion of peace.
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    Trumped

    Why does she look like Morticia Adams?
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    5/23 Angels vs. Twins - make up game

    When the guys that were born when their team won anythimg are ready for their first colonoscopy, they should keep their dentures shut.
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    5/23 Angels vs. Twins - make up game

    Patty, nothing is stopping you from leaving the bleachers for field seats.
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    5/23 Angels vs. Twins - make up game

    Twins fan trying to talk smack. I asked him when was their last world series title? He takes a shot, "2002 was a long time ago." Response, Adam Kennedy, 3 home runs right here to knock out the Twins. Almost yesterday compared to the Twins last title. Smack talk over.
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    5/23 Angels vs. Twins - make up game

    Gotta say, it looks like Albert is setting up too far forward with his weight on the front foot.
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    5/23 Angels vs. Twins - make up game

    Well, her behemoth son had to stand up to let people into the row and his baggy jeans nearly completed the journey down his leg before he grabbed his belt and hiked them up.
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    5/23 Angels vs. Twins - make up game

    I'm not at work. We'll call it a draw.
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    5/23 Angels vs. Twins - make up game

    Cozart is really in need of a retirement.
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    5/23 Angels vs. Twins - make up game

    Yeah, I was enticed by cheap field tickets and the excuse to put off work.
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    5/23 Angels vs. Twins - make up game

    He wasn't let go, he was traded! Like I would like to trade you dimwits for dimbulbs to be named later.
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    5/23 Angels vs. Twins - make up game

    Hey, it's Lou! Thought you were at the game.
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    5/23 Angels vs. Twins - make up game

    Terry is eligible for a seeing eye dog.
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    5/23 Angels vs. Twins - make up game

    I work in a visual medium.
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    5/23 Angels vs. Twins - make up game

    Now they are just not bothering to stand. It's almost like doing squats at the gym. Repititous.
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    5/23 Angels vs. Twins - make up game

    A lot more to the right of them. Granny didn't stand because she would spill her beer and jumbo hot dog. To her left is her son which look like an old lady as well.
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    5/23 Angels vs. Twins - make up game

    He is sittig next to guys wearing hunter and Hrbek jerseys. I'll pass.
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    5/23 Angels vs. Twins - make up game

    Grandma just sent her 60 year old wannabe hippie to get her more beer. This should be entertaining.
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    5/23 Angels vs. Twins - make up game

    We have a 7 year old here wearing a #7 t-shirt. It's Mauers.