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Vasectomy

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31 minutes ago, Brandon said:

Completely different tone to the thread if he said it looked like a 14 year old ballsack

Well he did say it was a 90 yr old Benjamin Button. Since he aged backwards, that would had been a 14 yr old ballsack.

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So can you dudes that have had this done still yolk the ladies face or does it just dribble out like cumming for the fifth time in a day when you were 27?

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12 minutes ago, Brandon said:

So can you dudes that have had this done still yolk the ladies face or does it just dribble out like cumming for the fifth time in a day when you were 27?

I think that if they answer in the affirmative we will need to see photographic evidence to confirm.

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1 hour ago, Brandon said:

So can you dudes that have had this done still yolk the ladies face or does it just dribble out like cumming for the fifth time in a day when you were 27?

Everything works the same.

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14 hours ago, The Ghost of Bob Starr said:

Adam, are you Benjamin button because your sack looks like it belongs to a 90-year-old.  

Don’t judge me based on post-op photos. My sack is lovely

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10 hours ago, happybat4 said:

Everything works the same.

I think you need a face to jizz on to confirm volume and exit velocity.  Just beating off doesn’t confirm shit.

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18 hours ago, Tank said:

yet another link that should never be clicked on.

ever.

You realize what that actually makes people do, right?

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Not going well for me. Still swollen and I have a hard lump that's getting bigger each day. I'm going to the doctor's tomorrow to have it looked at.

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40 minutes ago, happybat4 said:

Not going well for me. Still swollen and I have a hard lump that's getting bigger each day. I'm going to the doctor's tomorrow to have it looked at.

gay

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57 minutes ago, Blarg said:

No word from @happybat4, it must not have gone well. Oh Well, being Beltre'd can be fixed with testosterone pills. 

beltre'd sounds a little more elegant than schoenweiss'd.

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On 1/13/2019 at 7:46 AM, mancini79 said:

Rub one out was maybe 5-7 days. Girl on top was about 10 days. But ball slapping bangin took me about 2 weeks.

This implies you got to bang your wife twice over a 4-day period.  Impressive.

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