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#21 Stradling

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$#@! Prince, we got pujols!

Does it work like that?

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Yes you're right, I haven't seen him get his wrist broken by a pitch yet.

 

Exactly. Prince has extra layers of fat around his wrist to cushion any impact. 


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With our luck, Prince Fielder would turn into Cecil Fielder if he signed with the Angels.






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@  swinghard : (30 April 2016 - 09:29 PM) In regards to the catcher's position, I say play Sotto everyday and let Perez be the platoon guy. We all know who the better hitter is. Sosh and his mindless "Mathis is better than Napoli" mind games continue to this day. We all know who the "Mathis" character is in today's roster--hint: It's Perez!
@  swinghard : (30 April 2016 - 09:26 PM) Frustration #1: MS Continues to mismanage team. Example: The Catchers position. Why is the better hitting catcher playing only 1 game/week? Sotto is clearly a better athtlete and a better hitter than Perez. Yet Scioscia continues his pattern of Loyalty to players with no punch in their bat. It's the same logic Sosh used to squeez Napoli out of the organization, and he continues to use the same faulty decision making to put together the lineup's today. Why is Jony G hitting 2nd in front of Trout? Why does the team have a different lineup everyday? Sosh is the #1 misguided manager in MLB. This is why the Angels continue to be a weak offensive team year in and year out.
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@  swinghard : (28 April 2016 - 07:44 PM) @Chuckster70 Futhermore I don't think Trout's first 10 seasons will be as good as Pujols first 10. Pujols was a killer in his prime. Trout is a daisy.
@  swinghard : (28 April 2016 - 07:42 PM) @Chuckster70 No, he phoned it in. He was swinging no matter what. That's called phoning it in. He didn't care about the pitch. If you reply the video he's started swinging as the ball is released that's what makes it obvious. Face it Trout doesn't have the Killer Instinct to really be a feared player. Respected yes. Feared? Not so much.
@  Chuckster70 : (28 April 2016 - 09:34 AM) He struck out on a good slider with two strikes. He didn't give away his last at bat. One more idiotic post like your rant below and you're outta here. #Troll
@  swinghard : (27 April 2016 - 10:15 PM) Today the team was winning in the bottom of the 8th, so Trout decides he'll give away his last at bat, denying Pujols a chance to drive in some extra runs. Just because the team is winning is not an excuse to give away an at-bat, I don't care if the team is winning by 10 runs, you still play the game right. He swung at a 2-1 pitch 1 foot outside like I a guy that was ready to go home. If he takes that obvious ball it's 3-1 then he either gets a fastball to hit or walks, and either way, wouldn't it be nice to see Pujols get a chance to hit a bomb, give the fans another great memory? Instead the last memory of Trout in the game is him striking out looking like a fool. He got lucky with a home run earlier, but that's no excuse to phone it in just because you want to go home. If he was as good as Bryce Harper, he wouldn't be satisfied with a 1-4 game, he would actually try to get a 2nd home run or give Pujols a chance to pile it on. Trout just doesn't have the killer instinct it takes to be a world champion. He carried the same attitude into the postseason in his so called "MVP" season when he refused to take his bat off his shoulders when the team needed him most. He'll never be as good as Barry Bonds, and I don't think he has the same drive to be the best that Bryce Harper does.
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@  cezero : (21 April 2016 - 06:00 PM) Harper has proven he can play really well for a season. It's idiotic to claim you'd build a team around him over Trout at this point in time. Another consistently amazing year from Harper would make this a different conversation.
@  VariousCrap : (21 April 2016 - 02:41 PM) Harper is as awesome as Trout.  You haters are idiots.
@  hangin n wangin : (21 April 2016 - 08:37 AM) I would take Trout too. But I wouldn't call someone who wants to take Harper an idiot.
@  Chuckster70 : (20 April 2016 - 10:04 AM) While Harper is better than Trout out of the gate, and a little better last season, I'd still pick Trout over Harper today if I had to build a team around one player.
@  cezero : (14 April 2016 - 06:58 PM) some idiot on MLB Network just said he'd build a team around Harper over Trout.
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